when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
"that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir
do you ever get in the mood where you really need to listen to loud music
IS THIS LIKE A TEXT POST THAT DOESN’T CIRCULATE ON BAND BLOGS BECAUSE THAT’S ALL WE FUCKIN DO?
LIKE WHAT PERSON WROTE THIS AND THOUGHT “PEOPLE NEVER PROBABLY LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC. I WONDER IF ANYONE DOES SOMETIMES”
BITCH I DO ALL THE TIME.
LOUD MUSIC IS THE ONLY MUSIC.